Tangentstools, hobbies, asides.

A standing list of projects: small tools, long hobbies, ephemeral obsessions, and the occasional essay.

  1. i.

    Ancient Greek

    I study languages because they are a window into another way of thinking. The more distant the language, the more novel the form of thought. I don’t claim that studying Greek will make you think exactly what or how Plato thought; but studying Greek will afford a new way of thinking in virtue of how Greek vocabulary has a different network of meanings, and how the grammar forces those words to combine in different ways. Pieces written here are speculative and exploratory, not serious philology.

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  2. ii.

    KPHP

    A classical radio station with one listener, run on WHRB’s afternoon-concert rules.

    KPHP is a classical radio station that broadcasts only to me. It follows the programming rules of WHRB’s afternoon concert (I was a member throughout my time at Harvard), and it reads a legal ID (“KPHP, Berkeley”) near the top of each hour. The call letters are K, for west of the Mississippi, and my initials, PHP.

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  3. iii.

    Paraphon

    Every performance at the 2025 Chopin Competition, aligned so that one can switch pianists mid-phrase.

    Paraphon lines up every performance of a piece from the 2025 Chopin Competition, so that up to four pianists can play in lock-step. This facilitates detailed comparative study of particular passages.

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  4. iv.

    Film emulation

    Making raw photographs look as if they were shot on film, without letting a model touch the final pixels.

    A local tool of mine, f2palette, makes raw photographs look as if they were shot on film. This is no new idea, but I think the execution is novel. I use FLUX, an image editing model, to imagine what a photograph would look like on, say, Kodak Gold 200. f2palette then fits a lookup table that reproduces that rendering and applies the table to the full-resolution file, so that the edits are applied in full quality.

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In progress

  • 26 Oct 2026in progress Making Elizabeth Holmes Essay Homer, Aristotle says, has made Priam ‘saying’ that Hector was good; Nathan Fielder has made Elizabeth Holmes saying things too.